You'd think I'm old if I told you I was 25. It doesn't matter how old I am. You see me that way because I'm Dick, and I'm your trainer and leader.
Right, until you wonder why we're sitting there wondering why we're drinking all these weird drinks for no reason.
I do not sleep with every girl that comes around. Wow. Now I know what you think of me. I'm hurt. I do not lick salt off everyone either. You happen to know a few of my ex's. That doesn't mean I sleep with everyone. I- man.
[Watch him facepalm so hard. He's losing this battle on all fronts and knows that if they drink together it will be an unmitigated disaster. She will always one-up him. ]
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Right, until you wonder why we're sitting there wondering why we're drinking all these weird drinks for no reason.
I do not sleep with every girl that comes around. Wow. Now I know what you think of me. I'm hurt. I do not lick salt off everyone either. You happen to know a few of my ex's. That doesn't mean I sleep with everyone. I- man.
[Watch him facepalm so hard. He's losing this battle on all fronts and knows that if they drink together it will be an unmitigated disaster. She will always one-up him. ]