[It is true that Bruce is... a little dramatic. Bat costume and all.]

Yeah, it is weird and complex. Which is fine, you just gotta... remember not everybody has the same frame of reference. You know?

[He snorts and sips his juice.] It's fine. It's funny, really. Like, we'll find it hilarious in three days probably.

[He considers this in silence for a moment.]

Hm. Okay. Well.

You do know I'm not actually a boyfriend, right? I hate to ask, Dick, but I have to.