Fuck. How did you get to be 18 so fast. It's all flown by. Now I do feel old. I'm barely over thirty. That's all you need to know. I'm not old.
I- I know you won't. I don't have to worry about you, but I do anyways. Thank you for making me feel better. I promise we'll have a good time. We'll find a crazy drinking game, or something fun to do that will make it worth it.
No. When you do a tequila shot, you usually lick salt off your wrist or somewhere, take the shot and suck on a wedge of lime. You can skip it all, but it tastes better that way. One way of doing body shots is licking the salt somewhere off your date. So, you'd lick the spot so the salt will stick, then salt them, then lick it up, take the shot and suck on a piece of lime. It's a way to up the heat on your date. Their wrists are a lot better tasting than yours, their neck even more so. Then the rest is up to you, and I know you know about safety when it comes to going any further.
You'd think I'm old if I told you I was 25. It doesn't matter how old I am. You see me that way because I'm Dick, and I'm your trainer and leader.
Right, until you wonder why we're sitting there wondering why we're drinking all these weird drinks for no reason.
I do not sleep with every girl that comes around. Wow. Now I know what you think of me. I'm hurt. I do not lick salt off everyone either. You happen to know a few of my ex's. That doesn't mean I sleep with everyone. I- man.
[Watch him facepalm so hard. He's losing this battle on all fronts and knows that if they drink together it will be an unmitigated disaster. She will always one-up him. ]
okay, ya, you're right. its cus you're you. you're not old.
drinking game it is then!
[ oops. is he pissed? has she gone too far? ]
no i didnt mean it that way, i know you dont sleep with everyone everyone. i didnt mean it in a bad way. it's just that idk. i get it?? like you're dick grayson. nightwing. and you know all about body shots so. sorry.
It's okay, you all call me old. I'm used to it. I'm older than you. That's a fact.
We'll figure out something fun to do, whatever it is. There's plenty to enjoy when drinking. Being stupid is one of them.
That's good, I think. I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say, but as long as you know that I do sleep with a good looking woman, I don't usually jump into bed with just anyone. Liking them is important, and I'm trying to do better with all that. I want to set a good example.
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I have no science, but I'd rather you drink with me than out there where you can get into trouble.
.... maybe you should talk to someone else about that stuff. I wouldn't want to get too far into this.
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i won’t get in trouble Dick. but if you need to believe that to feel better about drinking with me, fine.
like who? should i ask Kory? what did Dick mean when he said taking a shot and licking your date?
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I- I know you won't. I don't have to worry about you, but I do anyways. Thank you for making me feel better. I promise we'll have a good time. We'll find a crazy drinking game, or something fun to do that will make it worth it.
No. When you do a tequila shot, you usually lick salt off your wrist or somewhere, take the shot and suck on a wedge of lime. You can skip it all, but it tastes better that way. One way of doing body shots is licking the salt somewhere off your date. So, you'd lick the spot so the salt will stick, then salt them, then lick it up, take the shot and suck on a piece of lime. It's a way to up the heat on your date. Their wrists are a lot better tasting than yours, their neck even more so. Then the rest is up to you, and I know you know about safety when it comes to going any further.
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aw hanging with you is worth it, Dick. you don't have to make it anything crazier or anything more for me to have fun :))
omg Dick! upping the heat! is this why every girl that comes around has slept with you? cus you're out here licking salt off everyone??
[ she's laughing so hard she's dying. ]
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Right, until you wonder why we're sitting there wondering why we're drinking all these weird drinks for no reason.
I do not sleep with every girl that comes around. Wow. Now I know what you think of me. I'm hurt. I do not lick salt off everyone either. You happen to know a few of my ex's. That doesn't mean I sleep with everyone. I- man.
[Watch him facepalm so hard. He's losing this battle on all fronts and knows that if they drink together it will be an unmitigated disaster. She will always one-up him. ]
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drinking game it is then!
[ oops. is he pissed? has she gone too far? ]
no i didnt mean it that way, i know you dont sleep with everyone everyone. i didnt mean it in a bad way. it's just that idk. i get it?? like you're dick grayson. nightwing. and you know all about body shots so. sorry.
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We'll figure out something fun to do, whatever it is. There's plenty to enjoy when drinking. Being stupid is one of them.
That's good, I think. I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say, but as long as you know that I do sleep with a good looking woman, I don't usually jump into bed with just anyone. Liking them is important, and I'm trying to do better with all that. I want to set a good example.