You'd think I'm old if I told you I was 25. It doesn't matter how old I am. You see me that way because I'm Dick, and I'm your trainer and leader.
Right, until you wonder why we're sitting there wondering why we're drinking all these weird drinks for no reason.
I do not sleep with every girl that comes around. Wow. Now I know what you think of me. I'm hurt. I do not lick salt off everyone either. You happen to know a few of my ex's. That doesn't mean I sleep with everyone. I- man.
[Watch him facepalm so hard. He's losing this battle on all fronts and knows that if they drink together it will be an unmitigated disaster. She will always one-up him. ]
okay, ya, you're right. its cus you're you. you're not old.
drinking game it is then!
[ oops. is he pissed? has she gone too far? ]
no i didnt mean it that way, i know you dont sleep with everyone everyone. i didnt mean it in a bad way. it's just that idk. i get it?? like you're dick grayson. nightwing. and you know all about body shots so. sorry.
It's okay, you all call me old. I'm used to it. I'm older than you. That's a fact.
We'll figure out something fun to do, whatever it is. There's plenty to enjoy when drinking. Being stupid is one of them.
That's good, I think. I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say, but as long as you know that I do sleep with a good looking woman, I don't usually jump into bed with just anyone. Liking them is important, and I'm trying to do better with all that. I want to set a good example.
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Right, until you wonder why we're sitting there wondering why we're drinking all these weird drinks for no reason.
I do not sleep with every girl that comes around. Wow. Now I know what you think of me. I'm hurt. I do not lick salt off everyone either. You happen to know a few of my ex's. That doesn't mean I sleep with everyone. I- man.
[Watch him facepalm so hard. He's losing this battle on all fronts and knows that if they drink together it will be an unmitigated disaster. She will always one-up him. ]
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drinking game it is then!
[ oops. is he pissed? has she gone too far? ]
no i didnt mean it that way, i know you dont sleep with everyone everyone. i didnt mean it in a bad way. it's just that idk. i get it?? like you're dick grayson. nightwing. and you know all about body shots so. sorry.
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We'll figure out something fun to do, whatever it is. There's plenty to enjoy when drinking. Being stupid is one of them.
That's good, I think. I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say, but as long as you know that I do sleep with a good looking woman, I don't usually jump into bed with just anyone. Liking them is important, and I'm trying to do better with all that. I want to set a good example.