There's an awful lot of breathin' room, but I can hardly move

[Wandering through the racks of swimwear, Dick has to laugh at the things they come across. The things men won't, or is it will wear in the name of water is ridiculous. Case in point being the flamingo board shorts that Jason holds up.

Laughing, Dick immediately comes across a pair of swimshorts he knows that Jason will laugh his ass off at. At least he thinks he will. If he gets it right away. Left side, then right side. Dick took a second, but then he starts snorting out laughter. ]

Here, these are yours. I mean, they sound exactly like you.

[There's more laughter, and then Dick hits the men's bikini wear and he slips out a thong and shakes his head.] Why. Why would any man put themselves through this unless they were being sexy for someone, not the general public and they knew they were taking it off in under ten minutes. Thongs are not necessary.