Oh yeah? "Fuck it, let's drink beer" is a real turn on for you, huh?

[Definitely getting them, and wearing them to the bedroom, just for that. Just like he's gonna insist on Dick getting the thong for the bedroom too.]

I want my property to wear those at some point and show off that ass. You're getting those.

[Jason still can't find a decent pair though-- and he needs two of them. He looks around some more while Dick deals with the guy. When Dick's done with him, he pulls a neon yellow pair off the rack.]

So which ones are you actually gonna go with?