No, but you are. I can find something else for you to wear and buy it for you to wear while we are there if you want. I promise you won't find it distasteful.
[Alright, alright, Dick will get those for the bedroom. It's going to drive him insane having a thong up his ass, but then again sometimes his suit did that when he was wearing one of the older designs. Dick is very glad that the fabrics have changed through the years.
Being serious over the swimsuits now, Dick pulls out a couple he can see himself wearing. ]
I think I'll go with this pair and these, which are like in reverse colors. They are colorful, but understated. Let's see if I can find you anything for real.
[Going through the racks, Dick pulls out any that he thinks that jason might like and hands them over for him to look at. pair a, b, c, d. Do you like any of those? There are more where they came from. They're over here in the board shorts section. They have a lot of pretty normal colors, blacks, greens.
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[Alright, alright, Dick will get those for the bedroom. It's going to drive him insane having a thong up his ass, but then again sometimes his suit did that when he was wearing one of the older designs. Dick is very glad that the fabrics have changed through the years.
Being serious over the swimsuits now, Dick pulls out a couple he can see himself wearing. ]
I think I'll go with this pair and these, which are like in reverse colors. They are colorful, but understated. Let's see if I can find you anything for real.
[Going through the racks, Dick pulls out any that he thinks that jason might like and hands them over for him to look at. pair a, b, c, d. Do you like any of those? There are more where they came from. They're over here in the board shorts section. They have a lot of pretty normal colors, blacks, greens.