[Iggy has some more coffee first. The boy loves his stimulants.]
I left and spent a few hours trying to track down this dead guy's sister. I finally did, and then I had to go to her house like a complete fucking maniac, because the problem with calling people to say 'hey, your dead relative is here with me' is that they can hang up on you. So I had to find her, get her not to slam the door in my face by revealing private information, then spend more time explaining to her what he wanted me to tell her.
Which was bananas, for the record. Never trust anyone when money is involved in your will, Dick.
Anyway. So that's why I texted you so late. And then... you blew me off for like three days.
[He shrugs.]
You like to tell me like, 'this is how I am, Iggy.' And that's fine. I like who you are.
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[Iggy has some more coffee first. The boy loves his stimulants.]
I left and spent a few hours trying to track down this dead guy's sister. I finally did, and then I had to go to her house like a complete fucking maniac, because the problem with calling people to say 'hey, your dead relative is here with me' is that they can hang up on you. So I had to find her, get her not to slam the door in my face by revealing private information, then spend more time explaining to her what he wanted me to tell her.
Which was bananas, for the record. Never trust anyone when money is involved in your will, Dick.
Anyway. So that's why I texted you so late. And then... you blew me off for like three days.
[He shrugs.]
You like to tell me like, 'this is how I am, Iggy.' And that's fine. I like who you are.
But tell me: who do you think I am?