I only had one real friend for the most part, and she was the sidekick to another superhero. So, yeah, probably.
[There's a competence in Dick's eyes. He doesn't find any of what he knows scary, just smart. He's good at his job and enjoys it. He saves a lot of people and sends others to jail, where they should be. Training for twenty years has taught him to be very precise in all he does.
He might be emotionally stunted at times, but when it comes to being physical, he's extremely competent. ]
Just a small part of the services I offer? Being scary, and knowing what I do very very well. [He laughs softly and touches a kiss to Iggy's neck, because he knows that Iggy has probably seen a lot of scary things in his life, and Dick is not threatening to those he cares for.]
No kidding. Thinking about it like that is so fucking funny. What a fucking way to go. I mean, you're supposed to lose it all when you die by hanging anyways, bowls, urine, and he's got his orgasm too. So dignified.
[Dick says supposed to like he's never seen someone hang themselves. It's easier sometimes to talk about things like that. Still, he's laughing, because the mental picture is funny and stupid all at once. People do the craziest shit for a thrill.]
[He accepts the kiss easily, smiling a little when Dick draws away again.]
Oh, gosh. I've got so many! It's ridiculous, I had to like, buy storage for them... [His brow furrows as he takes the question far too seriously.] I think... my Edge 2. That's a prostate massager - it's got two motors, one for the shaft and then one at the base? So you're getting internal and external stimulation. Yeah, that's probably my fave. You?
[He kisses Dick's cheek.] Awww. That sounds pretty good, yeah.
It's true. You know that already, I think. I am trying to show it, even if I'm a little misguided at times.
[There's a small laugh when Iggy gets all serious about all the toys he has. Dick can't imagine all the toys that might exist, but he's seen websites and suddenly he imagines these great trunks that Iggy might have and him trying to lug them around. It makes him laugh a little more. ]
That sounds like it's something fun we could play with. I've... I don't think I have any that I've used on myself. I mean, usually I buy things to use on my partner. I like to find out what they're into and please them. That's pretty much the type of lover I am. I get off on making others feel good.
I know. It's hard to find out how to please your partner when he only wants to please you.
[Laughing, Dick squeeze's Iggy slightly and makes little nibbling noises at his neck, indicating that this is their exact problem-- because Dick's been working diligently trying to figure out how to please Iggy this whole time, and it's been highly difficult, even if slightly interesting. ]
I don't own anything like that. Nothing to be used on myself.
Does that mean that you're going to take me shopping for a sex toy?
[he asks, laughing and leaning over Iggy a bit as he does. The thought of him going sex toy shopping for himself is an odd one. He's been online and gotten things for girls, but Dick hasn't really got much of a collection. He's been with fairly vanilla people. He's got ideas in his head, but he doesn't bother to share them, because he knows that most of them are not in the realm of what most people would consider things to do with him, and after some of the way Iggy's reacted, he's doesn't really feel safe in sharing the rest of his thoughts. ]
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[There's a competence in Dick's eyes. He doesn't find any of what he knows scary, just smart. He's good at his job and enjoys it. He saves a lot of people and sends others to jail, where they should be. Training for twenty years has taught him to be very precise in all he does.
He might be emotionally stunted at times, but when it comes to being physical, he's extremely competent. ]
Just a small part of the services I offer? Being scary, and knowing what I do very very well. [He laughs softly and touches a kiss to Iggy's neck, because he knows that Iggy has probably seen a lot of scary things in his life, and Dick is not threatening to those he cares for.]
No kidding. Thinking about it like that is so fucking funny. What a fucking way to go. I mean, you're supposed to lose it all when you die by hanging anyways, bowls, urine, and he's got his orgasm too. So dignified.
[Dick says supposed to like he's never seen someone hang themselves. It's easier sometimes to talk about things like that. Still, he's laughing, because the mental picture is funny and stupid all at once. People do the craziest shit for a thrill.]
I guess we cross that one off our list.
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I mean, I can't complain about such services. I can't imagine ever needing you to be scary, but it's still kinda comforting.
[He pokes Dick in the side gently.] Yeah, that one's a no from both of us sounds like.
I mean, I'll probably die an undignified death but I don't want it to be that bad.
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[Leaning in, he kisses Iggy deeply and softly, biting at his lip gently.]
What's your favorite toy, like if you had to pick one or maybe a couple. Do you have any you really like?
[Dick's fingers drag along Iggy's back softly, up and down against his spine, enjoying touching and being gentle with him this morning.]
... or maybe you'll die an old man in bed with me. I think that would be an nice way to die.
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[He accepts the kiss easily, smiling a little when Dick draws away again.]
Oh, gosh. I've got so many! It's ridiculous, I had to like, buy storage for them... [His brow furrows as he takes the question far too seriously.] I think... my Edge 2. That's a prostate massager - it's got two motors, one for the shaft and then one at the base? So you're getting internal and external stimulation. Yeah, that's probably my fave. You?
[He kisses Dick's cheek.] Awww. That sounds pretty good, yeah.
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[There's a small laugh when Iggy gets all serious about all the toys he has. Dick can't imagine all the toys that might exist, but he's seen websites and suddenly he imagines these great trunks that Iggy might have and him trying to lug them around. It makes him laugh a little more. ]
That sounds like it's something fun we could play with. I've... I don't think I have any that I've used on myself. I mean, usually I buy things to use on my partner. I like to find out what they're into and please them. That's pretty much the type of lover I am. I get off on making others feel good.
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Yeah, I anticipate that being our biggest problem, which isn't an awful one to have - we're both all about the people pleasing.
You should try more stuff out! Like, uhm, do you own a sleeve or fleshlight or anything?
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[Laughing, Dick squeeze's Iggy slightly and makes little nibbling noises at his neck, indicating that this is their exact problem-- because Dick's been working diligently trying to figure out how to please Iggy this whole time, and it's been highly difficult, even if slightly interesting. ]
I don't own anything like that. Nothing to be used on myself.
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[Iggy squeezes Dick's hands.]
We should get you something, then. So you can experiment.
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[he asks, laughing and leaning over Iggy a bit as he does. The thought of him going sex toy shopping for himself is an odd one. He's been online and gotten things for girls, but Dick hasn't really got much of a collection. He's been with fairly vanilla people. He's got ideas in his head, but he doesn't bother to share them, because he knows that most of them are not in the realm of what most people would consider things to do with him, and after some of the way Iggy's reacted, he's doesn't really feel safe in sharing the rest of his thoughts. ]