Date: 2023-10-03 03:54 am (UTC)

dead_tongue: (smiley)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Yeah? Mom was less impressed.

Huh. Sounds messy. Did she ever find out?

[He endeavors to look demure.] Maaaaaaaaybe I don't. Maaaaaaaybe I do.
Date: 2023-10-03 10:46 am (UTC)

dead_tongue: (bruh)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
I mean, I did steal it. Sorry about your parents, though. You know they still cared about you, right?

That's so shitty of you guys. Shitty of him for cheating, shitty of you for going along with it.

[Iggy looks back, smile a little nervous.] ...that's actually really scary, Dick. I am ninety percent sure you're kidding, but.
Date: 2023-10-03 11:28 am (UTC)

dead_tongue: (bruh)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Okay, good. Because, yeah. I can't imagine they wouldn't have been watching you.
Oh, a dildo. [A grin.] I refused to use a household object.

At least you know it.

How are knives sexy? Legit question, not being sarcastic.
Date: 2023-10-03 03:53 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (city walk)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Little me was hella gay, that's what he was.

I don't really pay attention to superheroes. They're all kinda weird. Except maybe Superman, he seems okay.

Mmm. It's very serial killer-y sounding, that's all I'm saying.
Date: 2023-10-03 04:22 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (scrunch)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
...I understand that. More than you know.

[He stays put, murmuring a thanks when Dick returns.]

That's not surprising.

Yeah, and they don't go, "knives are hot!" [Not grumbled with any real bite, though. He even almost smiles.]
Date: 2023-10-03 04:35 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (yeee)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
I dunno. Maybe.

[Iggy runs his hands through his hair and then secures it back with an elastic.] You so want to, you perv.

[He hiccups a brief laugh, there and gone.] Well, that's a problem, since most everything I do is for your benefit.
Date: 2023-10-03 05:22 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (cleaned up)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Yeah. What did you want to be?

I dunno, I think that's why we've been having these awkward conversations. You've inadvertently fallen for a people-pleasing rentboy, my dear.
Date: 2023-10-03 06:46 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (pleased)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
So you lived the dream for a while. That's good.

[A soft smile.] I know. It probably shouldn't happen, to be quite frank.

And trust me, I know - you're not paying me shit! You get all this for free. If I'd known you were rich when I met you we wouldn't be talking about this at all, I'd be keeping you so happy.
Date: 2023-10-03 07:35 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (what is this hoodie)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
So they were proud of you.

That's so dysfunctional sounding. I really think you should be in therapy, Dick. I'm saying that as a friend.

Bullshit, you would not have taken me shopping.
Date: 2023-10-03 07:51 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (what is this hoodie)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
That must have been nice.

And I'm saying: go to therapy, Dick.

Because you don't seem that indulgent! You're gonna let me try on five hundred things and then just hand over your credit card?
Date: 2023-10-03 10:40 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (not getting up)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Well, yeah. That part sort of fucks it up. [He's not even trying to be rude.]

Spoken like a true rich guy.

[He sighs and nods.] Yeah. And like... thanks. Even if you're kinda off, you're a good guy underneath it all. I do appreciate what you've done.
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