Date: 2024-06-08 04:55 am (UTC)

dead_tongue: (voila)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Oh, did you want to? Okay!

[Perfectly perky.]

We can talk and cuddle at the same time, I don't mind.

So, okay. I've done like... most things? Which is why I worry about being overwhelming. Which is silly. For all I know you're super into like... choking or feet or something.
Date: 2024-06-08 03:29 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (smiley)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Yeah, I guess it is. Sorry, I just wasn't sure if you wanted to keep talking about it or if we'd moved on, you know? I'm not very good with social cues. I blame being home schooled.

[Iggy snorts.]

If you were into feet, you'd know.

Yeah, yeah it can, but it's also super dangerous. You can like, crush someone's windpipe if you're not careful, or cut off air too long. And if you're alone, well.

[He turns to look at Dick more fully.]

That's how David Carradine died!
Date: 2024-06-15 08:49 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (smiley)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Maybe! Poor socialization.

[Iggy turns his head a little to consider Dick with wide eyes.] Oh yeah, I guess you would. That's so scary.

[He doesn't seem particularly scared, though.]

Heh, good. I think so. An embarrassing way to go. You just wind up standing there looking at yourself like, "fuck." That's probably what I'll be thinking when I die. Just "fuck, you stupid shit."
Date: 2024-06-25 02:39 am (UTC)

dead_tongue: (smiiiile)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
[Iggy laughs silently.]

I mean, I can't complain about such services. I can't imagine ever needing you to be scary, but it's still kinda comforting.

[He pokes Dick in the side gently.] Yeah, that one's a no from both of us sounds like.

I mean, I'll probably die an undignified death but I don't want it to be that bad.
Date: 2024-06-26 06:40 am (UTC)

dead_tongue: (gosh)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
That's very sweet of you to say.

[He accepts the kiss easily, smiling a little when Dick draws away again.]

Oh, gosh. I've got so many! It's ridiculous, I had to like, buy storage for them... [His brow furrows as he takes the question far too seriously.] I think... my Edge 2. That's a prostate massager - it's got two motors, one for the shaft and then one at the base? So you're getting internal and external stimulation. Yeah, that's probably my fave. You?

[He kisses Dick's cheek.] Awww. That sounds pretty good, yeah.
Date: 2024-06-27 12:35 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (gosh)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
[That's not actually far from the truth.]

Yeah, I anticipate that being our biggest problem, which isn't an awful one to have - we're both all about the people pleasing.

You should try more stuff out! Like, uhm, do you own a sleeve or fleshlight or anything?
Date: 2024-06-27 04:26 pm (UTC)

dead_tongue: (gosh)
From: [personal profile] dead_tongue
Yeah. So I guess we'll see how we manage it.

[Iggy squeezes Dick's hands.]

We should get you something, then. So you can experiment.
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